A Tax Story 1 Minutes 57 Seconds
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Author
EZFile
Created
February 27, 2007
Updated
November 12, 2008
Length
1 Minutes 57 Seconds
Rating
3.92
Views
9,631
Description
My submission to the tax rap contest. With a Jazz flute.
Lyrics:
It was April fifteenth around ten at night, and I was in bed about to turn out the light
when ring goes the phone. Whos this? it's your mother Don't forget to do your taxes like your dead beat brother
and you'd better file fast don't be a scammer or you'll end up with your brother in the tax evasion slammer.
Oh No! I jumped up and I started to sweat because I hadn't begun to itemize my deductions yet.
I was running out of time. What would I do? I called up an accountant but I couldn't get through.
But then I remembered a man blessed with mad flow told me that I could solve my problems with some turbo tax mojo.
*Jazz Flute Bridge*
so I gathered up all my w twos and fours and deductable receipts out of my drawer.
Downloaded turbo tax from turbotax.com, then I filed my taxes and called up my mom.
Hey mom, I said, you don't have to worry, I did my taxes right, despite the hurry.
And guess what I'll buy with my refund check? An detailed scale model of the ship from star trek!
and I'll be flying it around in a hyper space dimension and I'll be beaming down like Scottie to the Sci-fi convention.
But I've got to give credit where credit is due, Vanilla Ice, turbo-tax and the IRS too.
*Jazz Flute*
By now you're probably wondering what's the moral of the story, you've got to pay your taxes and respect old glory
and if you start behaving like convicted Enron lifers Uncle Sam will try to get you like an astronaut in diapers
so pay your taxes honestly and pay them on time, or you'll be stuck inside the joint for some white collar crime.
Ready to review? How are you gonna do it? use turbo tax from intuit.